And God I Love My Wife.

We've taken to having lunch at the same place every Sunday. Wifezilla worked as a waitress for a while, so she's pretty picky about service. It's kinda nice, actually... all the waitresses know my kids' names, and treat us really nicely.

Today, the place was packed, and they clearly hadn't anticipated it... there were only three waitresses working. The three of them were hustling all over the place at more or less a dead run. We felt bad for them, so Wifezilla went around the place giving each of them a pretty generous tip.

We tipped more than we paid for our lunch today. Stuff like that makes me pretty proud to hang out with her.

God I love my kid.

KIDZOOKIE: We learned about the Presidents today.

WIFEZILLA: Can you name some?

KIDZOOKIE: George Washington. Lincoln. Bill, um... Clinton?

WIFEZILLA: Very good. Which one was the first President?

KIDZOOKIE: George Washington.

WIFEZILLA: Do you know who's the President now?

KIDZOOKIE: Barack Obama.

WIFEZILLA: Do you know which President came before him?

KIDZOOKIE: All of them.

Leroy's service has really gone downhill.

PHONE: Ring. Ring. Ring.

TACO: Hello?

RECRUITER: Hello, may I speak to Taco?

TACO: You're talkin' to him.

RECRUITER: Yes hello I am calling about the job opportunity in Charlotte. Is this an area you are interested?

TACO: Charlotte? No.

RECRUITER: Yes where are you interested?

TACO: Raleigh.

RECRUITER: I will check if we have any opportunity there will you hold?

TACO: I...

HOLD SYSTEM: Muzak!

TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]

RECRUITER: Yes hello we have an office in Charlotte is this an area you are interested?

TACO: You just asked me that.

RECRUITER: Oh yes, hold please.

TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]

RECRUITER: Yes hello we have an office in Charlotte...

TACO: Hi, yeah, is this Leroy's Ba'b'cue Shack? I'ma need a bunch o' ba'b'cue. Gimme a mess o' ba'b'cued chicken, too, mama won't eat that pulled pork. You still got that tater salad? I need some o' that too. And how about

RECRUITER: Hello?

TACO: ...some hush puppies, the kids go nuts for them things. And some green beans and some corn and gimme some gizzards, about a pint, I love some gizzards, no livers though. I don't want no damn livers. I find any livers and you ain't gettin' no tip.

RECRUITER: Hello, is this Taco?

TACO: I'ma need a whole mess o' sweet tea, too. We gon' have about fitteen people out, how much you reckon?

RECRUITER: [click]

TACO: Maybe 5 jugs?