He's so much fun to tease.

TACO:  ...because a certain Justin Bieber looking beyotch...

KIDZOOKIE:  THAT'S WHY I WANT A FREAKING HAIRCUT!

FML

TACO:  [reads Dr. Doom's Twitter feed to wifezilla]  Blah blah blah FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  F.  M.  L.

WIFEZILLA:   Does that stand for something?

TACO:  Yes.

WIFEZILLA:  I wanted to know what it stands for.

TACO:  Then that's what you should have asked.

WIFEZILLA:  [sighs]  Living with you is hard.

TACO:  Yep.

WIFEZILLA:  What does FML stand for?

TACO:  "Fuck My Life."

WIFEZILLA:  FML.

TACO:  See what we did there?  That little meta jo...

WIFEZILLA:  Shut up.

The WoW goldfarmers are getting more aggressive.

Now they're advertising to me on my evening commute.

BA-DA-DA-DA-DAP!

KIDZOOKIE:  Do you know about the Jersey Devil?

TACO:  Oh, yeah, I know all about him.

KIDZOOKIE:  I learned about it today.  Know how he was created?

TACO:  Yeah, he was created in a genetics lab, but there was an accident.  The lab was destroyed and the Jersey Devil was presumed dead.  He drifted from town to town for several years before being sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit.  He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.  Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.  If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the Jersey Devil.

KIDZOOKIE:  No, this lady had a baby with horns and wings and it flew out through the fireplace.

TACO:  Oh.

I feel you, brother.

Donner, table for two?

TACO: Just so you know, if the power goes out, I'm resorting to cannibalism.

KIDZOOKIE: You're not supposed to resort to cannibalism until the food runs out.

TACO: If I resort to cannibalism first, the food will last longer.

KIDZOOKIE: But I don't have to be refrigerated.

TACO: It's the snowpocalypse. I can just put anything I need refrigerated outside until the power comes back on.

KIDZOOKIE: Crap.

Push it real good.

NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Retrieving.]

WIFEZILLA:  Make it work!

TACO:  What do you want me to do?  Open up the wire and push the ones and zeroes myself?

WIFEZILLA:  Yes!

NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Plays for 5 minutes]
NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Retrieving.  AGAIN.]

WIFEZILLA:  Push the bits and bytes, Taco!

TACO:  I'll push the bits and bytes if you push my bits and bite.

WIFEZILLA:  Well aren't you funny.