Jazz Hands!

WIFEZILLA: Guys' bodies are so weird.

TACO: It's a biological inevitability.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: It's not my fault. You go into REM sleep, you get a raging boner. Fact of life.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: You should be happy. You pounce me in the middle of the night, most of the work's already done for you.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: Okay, I have to admit... I'd be kinda freaked out of women... you know...

TACO: [jazz hands around his junk]

TACO: [hisses]

TACO: ... like that dinosaur on Jurassic Park.

WIFEZILLA: *chokes* Okay, that was pretty good. Please don't ever do it again.