My name is Taco, and I WoW on an RP server.

I know. I know. I can hear you all shaking your heads in sad disappointment now.

But I'm a really good roleplayer. That's a rarity, even on an RP server.

Take my favorite character, for example. He's an undead warlock. So he's got a thing for dead chicks. And dead chicks? They're prone to rot. So every time I'm ogling a hot undead player, I say, "Dude, did you see the tits near that chick?"

I'm not mature enough to be married.

Whenever we go out for a meal, my wife suggests eating at Moe's, because she "can't get enough of the tuna taco."

Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to hear that without giggling?