I know. I know. I can hear you all shaking your heads in sad disappointment now.
But I'm a really good roleplayer. That's a rarity, even on an RP server.
Take my favorite character, for example. He's an undead warlock. So he's got a thing for dead chicks. And dead chicks? They're prone to rot. So every time I'm ogling a hot undead player, I say, "Dude, did you see the tits near that chick?"
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Oh my God! I just nearly swallowed my own tongue. One of these days you're going to give me an actual physical injury brought on from sudden explosive laughter.
I just imagined that character whispering sweet nothings and it's awesome. Awesome!
He doesn't have a bottom jaw, so it comes out more like, "Rglrlgrlgrgl." But he got a pimp hat recently, so I'm pretty sure they get the picture.
The upside is that lack of lower jaw opens up a whole new world of creative oral techniques.
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