Difficult Thing That Happened Today:
TACO: Molly!
MOLLY: [trots up]
TACO: [tries to put antibiotic eye gel in Molly's eyes]
Awesome Thing That Happened Today:
FRIEND FROM COLLEGE WHO IS AN AWESOME DEVELOPER: Hey, I saw you changed jobs. Do you like it there? Are there any openings?
Inexplicable Thing That Happened Today:
RECEPTIONIST: I didn't get your RSVP for lunch because the invite was sent to a mailing list, not to you directly. I'm sorry, I didn't know you were coming. I didn't order you any lunch.
TACO: Cool.
RECEPTIONIST: I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.
TACO: Hey, if this is the worst problem I've got to deal with today, I'm having an awesome day.
RECEPTIONIST: You're not mad?
TACO: Nah. It's a nice day. I'm gonna go buy some lunch at the deli and eat outside. Want anything while I'm out?
RECEPTIONIST: Nothing ever gets to you, does it? Everybody else gets all mad, but you're always calm.
TACO: You really don't know me, do you?
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