WIFEZILLA: I'm gonna have to wear my glasses for a couple of months.
TACO: ??
WIFEZILLA: Tore my last ones again. I can't afford to keep buying a new pack every two months.
TACO: Ah.
WIFEZILLA: Maybe when we're millionaires.
TACO: Hmm.
WIFEZILLA: 'Course then I could get a Seeing Eye Person.
TACO: A Seeing Eye Person would be cool.
WIFEZILLA: Or a Doing Eye Person.
TACO: [points at self]
WIFEZILLA: No, you're too busy most of the time.
TACO: No, I mean would your Doing Eye Person do me?
WIFEZILLA: If I'm tired.
TACO: Get a hot one.
WIFEZILLA: A girl, I assume?
TACO: W...
WIFEZILLA: Or Coyote, yeah, I know.
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Yeah, I'm guessing he'd have tons of time to help her in that case. Sure he would....
I feel so unloved.
Wanna be my Doing Eye Person?
*quits job*
*invades pants*
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