He's talking trash above his grade level.

TACO:  You kids ready for your spankings?

GIRLZOOKIE:  Noooooo.

KIDZOOKIE:  I wanna play Monopoly.

TACO:  Does Monopoly involve spankings?

KIDZOOKIE:  It will when I beat your butt.

TACO:  Well played.

He's so much fun to tease.

TACO:  ...because a certain Justin Bieber looking beyotch...

KIDZOOKIE:  THAT'S WHY I WANT A FREAKING HAIRCUT!

FML

TACO:  [reads Dr. Doom's Twitter feed to wifezilla]  Blah blah blah FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  F.  M.  L.

WIFEZILLA:   Does that stand for something?

TACO:  Yes.

WIFEZILLA:  I wanted to know what it stands for.

TACO:  Then that's what you should have asked.

WIFEZILLA:  [sighs]  Living with you is hard.

TACO:  Yep.

WIFEZILLA:  What does FML stand for?

TACO:  "Fuck My Life."

WIFEZILLA:  FML.

TACO:  See what we did there?  That little meta jo...

WIFEZILLA:  Shut up.