TACO: [reads Dr. Doom's Twitter feed to wifezilla] Blah blah blah FML.
TACO: F. M. L.
WIFEZILLA: Does that stand for something?
WIFEZILLA: I wanted to know what it stands for.
TACO: Then that's what you should have asked.
WIFEZILLA: [sighs] Living with you is hard.
WIFEZILLA: What does FML stand for?
TACO: "Fuck My Life."
TACO: See what we did there? That little meta jo...
WIFEZILLA: Shut up.