Friday, February 18, 2011

FML

TACO:  [reads Dr. Doom's Twitter feed to wifezilla]  Blah blah blah FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  FML.

WIFEZILLA:  FML?

TACO:  F.  M.  L.

WIFEZILLA:   Does that stand for something?

TACO:  Yes.

WIFEZILLA:  I wanted to know what it stands for.

TACO:  Then that's what you should have asked.

WIFEZILLA:  [sighs]  Living with you is hard.

TACO:  Yep.

WIFEZILLA:  What does FML stand for?

TACO:  "Fuck My Life."

WIFEZILLA:  FML.

TACO:  See what we did there?  That little meta jo...

WIFEZILLA:  Shut up.

2 comments:

suyapi said...

If only she'd said STFU.

Bluejeangirl said...

One of these days you're gonna wish you'd stopped yourself. I'm just sayin'.