Friday, March 25, 2011

My reputation precedes me.

TACO:  Am I going to have fun?

WIFEZILLA:  If I don't pass out.

TACO:  If you pass out, maybe I'll have a LOT of fun.

WIFEZILLA:  If I pass out, you can do whatever you want.

TACO:  ...

WIFEZILLA:  Oh, God, what are you going to do?  Fry eggs on my ass?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I already called that. Respect dibs, bitches!