Thursday, April 14, 2011

His sarcasm is developing nicely.

KIDZOOKIE:  I got a hundred on two tests in a row.

TACO:  Kick ass.  I'm proud of you; you're really smart.  What tests?

KIDZOOKIE:  Science and math.

TACO:  Okay, so you're studying fractions in math.  What was the science test on?

KIDZOOKIE:  Planets and stuff.

TACO:  Astronomy is awesome.

KIDZOOKIE:  Not like all of them though, just the sun, the moon, and the stars.

TACO:  Cool, what did you study about them?

KIDZOOKIE:  Like how they light themselves.

TACO:  Well, the sun lights itself.

KIDZOOKIE:  But the moon doesn't, I know.  The stars do, though.

TACO:  What are stars made of?

KIDZOOKIE:  Gases.

TACO:  That have turned into?

KIDZOOKIE:  Stars.

TACO:  Touche.

3 comments:

suyapi said...

The sun, after all, is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.

The Taco Prophet said...

They did a corrected version, based on feedback from fans that work at NASA (the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkGSV9WDMA

suyapi said...

That makes me oddly happy.