Thursday, August 16, 2007

Confidential to the Blonde Lady Who Works For the Other Company on Our Floor:

If I can tell with my eyes closed whether you're in the office or working from home today, you're wearing too god damned much perfume.

3 comments:

Tim said...

She smells like flowery death, doesn't she?

Unknown said...

Those people make me fucking nuts. Y'know, some of us have extremely sensitive noses and your desire to cover your natural fucking stench with that olfactory nightmare might not bother you but just walking by will leave me with a day long headache. Thanks a fucking lot.

Larriken said...

I was forced to share an elevator with a heavyset version of the mobile perfume shop one time. I couldn't stop myself, I turned to her and said, "Nice perfume but must you marinade overnight in it??"