Coyote and I have periodically discussed how every internet questionnaire that flies around the world's email servers invariably sucks. They always ask questions that involve no risk on the answerer's part, so you don't really find out anything about them.
So we decided to correct that dreadful problem.
Plus, you know, offensive questions are funny. We're mature that way.
I've kicked various questions around in my head for a long time. We decided a long time ago that twenty was the optimal number for such a list. Or maybe it was ten. Or thirty-seven. I forget. Anyway, the latest internet phenom has people giving and answering five questions, and it's way easier to come up with five than however-the-hell-many we decided we needed. So I'm copping out and posting my five favorites.
Answer my questions, bitches.
- What's your favorite book of all time?
- Now that you've given a totally bullshit answer in order to impress people on the intarwebs whom you've never met, stop being a poser and tell us what your real favorite book of all time is.
- What famous person, past or present, would you ravage sexually given the opportunity? Addendum: this person must be counter to your own sexual orientation. If you are heterosexual, they must be of your sex. If you are homosexual, they must be of the opposite sex. If you are bisexual, they must be an animal or a plant.
- What's the most bizarre sexual act you've ever committed? If you puss out and post something that's not interesting, we get to make fun of you. Make something up if you have to. Use lots of adjectives.
- Can you get the image of your grandparents fucking out of your head?