If you're feeling... (let's see... what's the polite term here?)... gastrically explosive... during your mad rush to the bathroom, please remove your company access badge from your belt and tuck it in your pocket. When you drop trou, the badge attached to your belt has a fair shot at landing outside the stall and displaying your picture and name to the rest of the bathroom during your... err... exertions.
And I really don't want to know who you are right then.
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Did you ever stop to think that they may have been justifiably proud at giving birth to an eight pound pooby? Perhaps they were fishing for compliments?
wzewlro!
See, once again, no guts no glory. Just like the salesman back at the old office who used to leave you that "loosely coiled surprise" for you to admire, you missed the opportunity for greatness.
In this case, pick up the guy's badge and take it with you back into the badge-only access part of the building and deliver it to Lost and Found!
Make sure EVERYONE knows the full story where and how you found it.
Also, uzzvpefm!!
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