TACO: You really ought to read the book I'm reading now.
WIFEZILLA: The nymphos one?
TACO: Yeah. I'd offer to read it aloud but, you know, the kids.
WIFEZILLA: Well, if you ever went to bed at the same time as me.
TACO: I'd go to bed at the same time for a blow job. Every time. I went to bed with you.
WIFEZILLA: Every time?
TACO: Yeah.
WIFEZILLA: I'll meet you half way.
TACO: Deal.
WIFEZILLA: Okay.
TACO: I'd like the second half, please.
WIFEZILLA: ...
TACO: *laughs*
WIFEZILLA: This is going on your blog, isn't it?
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About Me
- The Taco Prophet
- I was Janet Jackson's left boob until they outsourced the job to India.
1 comment:
Is that not the right way to compromise? It sounded right. Is that not right?
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