KIDZOOKIE: What are you doing?
TACO: Annoying your mom.
KIDZOOKIE: How?
TACO: Breathing.
KIDZOOKIE: Why does that annoy her?
TACO: She wants me dead.
KIDZOOKIE: No she doesn't!
TACO: Sure, she does.
KIDZOOKIE: Nuh uh! Why did she marry you, then?
TACO: Well, son, your mom makes bad decisions.
KIDZOOKIE: You're teasing me!
TACO: Yeah, I am. Fact of the matter is, I'm wonderful.
KIDZOOKIE: You're not wonderful. You talk about dookie!
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If my kids aren't this awesome I'm sending them back for a refund.
Haps, btw.
Ooooo...pends!
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