Every morning, I get up, lumber downstairs, and fix a pot of coffee to get my heart started. The cat waits by the back door every day, and when I make my way past the door I stop and let her in. It's a good routine.
The first time I speak to the cat each day, she automatically arches her back and staggers to the right as if to rub against my leg in that catly way they do, even if I'm nowhere near her at the time.
Yesterday I realized that if I time it right, I can make her walk into things.
My powers are amazing. And stupid.
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Thats OK as long as you dont derive any pleasure from making kitty go boom - Jeff Z
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