Maybe it's karmic retribution for constantly giving my wife shit.

Wifezilla: Hang on, let me let the dog in.

Taco: Noooo!

Wifezilla: What's your problem?

Taco: Now I'll have to share you with him!

Wifezilla: But it's cold outside!

Taco: So? I don't see you letting my cat in!

Wifezilla: She's inside.

Taco: Yeah? Where?

Wifezilla: I'm looking!

Taco: Pffft!

Wifezilla: I'm sure she's inside!

Taco: It's cold outside and all you care about is your dog!

Wifezilla: I found her!

Taco: Yeah? Where?

Wifezilla: She's sleeping in [Kidzookie]'s bed!

Taco: What the hell's she doing there?

Wifezilla: What do you mean?

Taco: That's where Twinkie sleeps!

Wifezilla: ...

Taco: ...and now I'm sad.