God Save the Queen

TACO: [listens to God Save the Queen]

WIFEZILLA: Who is this?

TACO: One of the best punk bands evar.

WIFEZILLA: Green Day?

TACO: ...

WIFEZILLA: My God, that's the most horrible expression I've ever seen.

Spousal Abuse for Fun and Profit

TACO: [climbs into bed]

WIFEZILLA: Turn the fan off.

TACO: I'm tired.

WIFEZILLA: I'm cold.

TACO: [pulls bottom eyelid down] Do you see any care in this eye?

WIFEZILLA: I'm about to see a lot of black around it.