Sunday, January 11, 2009

Spousal Abuse for Fun and Profit

TACO: [climbs into bed]

WIFEZILLA: Turn the fan off.

TACO: I'm tired.

WIFEZILLA: I'm cold.

TACO: [pulls bottom eyelid down] Do you see any care in this eye?

WIFEZILLA: I'm about to see a lot of black around it.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

What do you tell Taco when he has two black eyes?

Tim said...

Nothing you haven't already told him twice.