WIFEZILLA'S CAR: [chirps tires]
TACO: Rrrrrrrrr!
WIFEZILLA: Was that my car?
TACO: No, that was me doing an impression of when your car made that noise.
WIFEZILLA: Why did my car make that noise?
TACO: Because you went around that curve so fast. You're a maniac.
WIFEZILLA: I am not. I'm a good driver.
TACO: You're out of control. It kinda turns me on. Want to make out?
WIFEZILLA: Why are you doing an impression of George Bush?
TACO: I... don't know.
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If I were a woman that would totally work on me.
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