Thursday, April 9, 2009

I don't even pay attention to conversations that I'm participating in.

WIFEZILLA'S CAR: [chirps tires]

TACO: Rrrrrrrrr!

WIFEZILLA: Was that my car?

TACO: No, that was me doing an impression of when your car made that noise.

WIFEZILLA: Why did my car make that noise?

TACO: Because you went around that curve so fast. You're a maniac.

WIFEZILLA: I am not. I'm a good driver.

TACO: You're out of control. It kinda turns me on. Want to make out?

WIFEZILLA: Why are you doing an impression of George Bush?

TACO: I... don't know.

1 comment:

E. S. Collins said...

If I were a woman that would totally work on me.