Conversation the First:
TACO: [plays the Star Wars edition of Life with the kiddos]
GIRLZOOKIE: Dark side!
TACO: Here's another dark side token. You're turning into one evil little turd.
KIDZOOKIE: How about me?
TACO: You only have one dark side token. Your guy is just kinda rude.
KIDZOOKIE: Crap! Well, I'm going down the next Dark Side path. So I'll have two tokens.
TACO: Congratulations, you've upgraded to whiny and petulant.
KIDZOOKIE: This game sucks.
TACO: Excellent roleplay, Anakin.
KIDZOOKIE: Huh?
Conversation the Second:
TV: [plays some stupid shampoo commercial]
WIFEZILLA: [quoting stupid commercial to mock it] Does your hair feel as good as it looks?
TACO: I'm going bald.
WIFEZILLA: But does your hair feel as good as it looks?
TACO: I don't have much hair.
WIFEZILLA: [sigh] Fine. But does it feel as good as it looks?
TACO: It's falling out. It looks scared. My hairs are all like, "Oh, shit, I could be next." What does scared feel like?
WIFEZILLA: Dork.
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It's ok, hair is just allergic to the dark side. Our price for being awesome is hair loss and who wants to be a girly Skywalker when you can be a Darth.
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