I've been meaning to post one of these for a while, but keep forgetting. I started using Google Voice a while ago, and I pretty much love all of its features... but in particular, I love the voicemail transcription. When someone leaves me voicemail, Google hops to work translating it into digital text, and then emails it to me and texts it to my phone.
One thing has become abundantly clear. Google doesn't know what the fuck my friends are saying. And it's awesome.
So:
What Google thinks my voicemail was: "Hey Taco, It's Brian called to see if you want to get together today. Give me a call for making breakfast. Right now [phone number removed] or 6 number which is that your number. Naked. Hey, [another phone number removed] Hi, [another number removed] . Talk to you later. Bye."
What my voicemail actually was: "Hey, Taco, this is Brian. Uh, called to see if you wanted to get together today. Um. Gimme a call. We're making breakfast right now. [insert phone number], or... Nick's number, which is... what's your number, Nick? [another phone number being yelled out from the background] Talk to you later. Bye."
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It's like typing something into babel fish and translating back and forth between languages just for kicks. Yay Google!
more funny thn horny...
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