Yes, indeed it is.

Turns out I'm not mature enough to shop for tea. Who knew?

Did I mention nipple?

TACO: Your shirt is too thin.

WIFEZILLA: Why?

TACO: I can see your belly button. And is that your nipple?

WIFEZILLA: [looks at shirt and sighs heavily] No, that's a butter stain.

TACO: I'm going to pretend that's your nipple.

WIFEZILLA: That's not my nipple. [points] That's my nipple.

TACO: I'm not going to pretend that's your nipple.

WIFEZILLA: Why the hell not?

TACO: Because that really is your nipple.

Sarcasmotron at 82% Capacity and Rising

TACO: Wake up.

KIDZOOKIE: Nguh.

TACO: Why do you have a pink blanket?

KIDZOOKIE: It's Girlzookie's.

TACO: No, it's yours, isn't it?

KIDZOOKIE: Nguh.

TACO: Admit it. You want to be a pretty little girl. You wake up in the morning and go, "Tra la laaaaaa."

KIDZOOKIE: Yes. I wake up in the morning and go, "Tra la laaaaaa." Then I go outside and pick flowers, and look for rainbows, and then I ride a freaking unicorn. That's exactly what I do.

One of Us

TACO: What the hell are you watching?

KIDZOOKIE: [blah blah blah]

TACO: Your brain is a frightening place.

KIDZOOKIE: It's a twisted labyrinth that you'll never find your way out of.

Apparently, I've made the joke too many times.

COWORKER: Hey man.

TACO: Hey, what's up?

COWORKER: I've got a question for you.

TACO: Wyoming.

COWORKER: Thanks!

COWORKER: [pulls a post-it off his desk]

COWORKER: [hands TACO the post-it]

POST-IT: What was the first state to grant women the right to vote?