TACO: Your shirt is too thin.
WIFEZILLA: Why?
TACO: I can see your belly button. And is that your nipple?
WIFEZILLA: [looks at shirt and sighs heavily] No, that's a butter stain.
TACO: I'm going to pretend that's your nipple.
WIFEZILLA: That's not my nipple. [points] That's my nipple.
TACO: I'm not going to pretend that's your nipple.
WIFEZILLA: Why the hell not?
TACO: Because that really is your nipple.
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You'd think they'd see these things coming by now. They never do but you'd think they would.
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