Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Someone should invent antilock brakes for mouths.

WIFEZILLA: [sigh]

TACO: What?

WIFEZILLA: All the women at your office are so thin and pretty. I don't like it.

TACO: Well, they're a lot younger than we are.

TACO: Can I pretend I didn't say that out loud?

WIFEZILLA: Go ahead. That's what I'm doing.

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