WIFEZILLA: And then you do this when you finish.
WIFEZILLA: Are you watching?
TACO: We're never having sex again.
WIFEZILLA: Oh, come on. I bet I look funny, too.
TACO: I should've given being gay a chance.
WIFEZILLA: What the hell would that solve?
TACO: Better sexual mechanics. Gay guys wouldn't be able see what ridiculous faces I make when I cross the finish line.