It's weird inside here.

So last night I dreamed that I took wifezilla out for a date night.  We hit the town and did all kinds of stuff, and it was really fun.  Strangely, though, we kept running into my friend Mike from work everywhere we went.

Toward the end of the evening, we stopped in at a bar so wifezilla could get a coke, and there was Mike tending bar.  He got mad and told us to stop following him.

I apologized, and told him it wasn't my fault.

He responded, "Well, it's your dream, it sure as hell isn't my fault."  O_o

Too much? I can never tell.

NOQ: *slides down your chimney*
NOQ: *stuffs your stockings*

TACO: Hooray!

NOQ: *runs out before you blow the rape whistle*

TACO: Jingle my bells!
TACO: Deck my halls!

NOQ: I will do so..gently.

TACO: Gimme a white Christmas!

NOQ: *blows white christmas all over your face*

TACO: Oh my
TACO: You seem to have come upon a midnight clear.

NOQ: I Totally did.

One step closer to my goal of making this a meme.

COWORKER: I hate when open source developers make you check out their shit from the repository and build it. Just make it available.

TACO: I'm firmly convinced that OSS developers are of the opinion that if it was hard to write, it should be hard to use.

COWORKER: Yeah.

TACO: Whatcha trying to get?

COWORKER: A mocking framework called Mockolate. Pain in my ass.

TACO: So, would you characterize the difficulty they impose on their users as a "mock block?"

COWORKER: I hate you, Larry.

Jazz Hands!

WIFEZILLA: Guys' bodies are so weird.

TACO: It's a biological inevitability.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: It's not my fault. You go into REM sleep, you get a raging boner. Fact of life.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: You should be happy. You pounce me in the middle of the night, most of the work's already done for you.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: Okay, I have to admit... I'd be kinda freaked out of women... you know...

TACO: [jazz hands around his junk]

TACO: [hisses]

TACO: ... like that dinosaur on Jurassic Park.

WIFEZILLA: *chokes* Okay, that was pretty good. Please don't ever do it again.