WIFEZILLA: Guys' bodies are so weird.
TACO: It's a biological inevitability.
WIFEZILLA: Still weird.
TACO: It's not my fault. You go into REM sleep, you get a raging boner. Fact of life.
WIFEZILLA: Still weird.
TACO: You should be happy. You pounce me in the middle of the night, most of the work's already done for you.
WIFEZILLA: Still weird.
TACO: Okay, I have to admit... I'd be kinda freaked out of women... you know...
TACO: [jazz hands around his junk]
TACO: [hisses]
TACO: ... like that dinosaur on Jurassic Park.
WIFEZILLA: *chokes* Okay, that was pretty good. Please don't ever do it again.
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You almost made me spray beverage on my laptop you magnificent bastard.
There was no "almost" for me. Pepsi hurts when it comes out of your nose.
That was excellent..
I only wish I could have performed it for you guys in person. :)
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