Thursday, December 2, 2010

Jazz Hands!

WIFEZILLA: Guys' bodies are so weird.

TACO: It's a biological inevitability.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: It's not my fault. You go into REM sleep, you get a raging boner. Fact of life.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: You should be happy. You pounce me in the middle of the night, most of the work's already done for you.

WIFEZILLA: Still weird.

TACO: Okay, I have to admit... I'd be kinda freaked out of women... you know...

TACO: [jazz hands around his junk]

TACO: [hisses]

TACO: ... like that dinosaur on Jurassic Park.

WIFEZILLA: *chokes* Okay, that was pretty good. Please don't ever do it again.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

You almost made me spray beverage on my laptop you magnificent bastard.

Tim said...

There was no "almost" for me. Pepsi hurts when it comes out of your nose.

kr4ster said...

That was excellent..

The Taco Prophet said...

I only wish I could have performed it for you guys in person. :)