Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A happy today, indeed.

Taco: Take my hand. We'll make it. I swear.

Wifezilla: You're weird.

Taco: Well, yeah.

Wifezilla: Got you a happy today present. And no, I can't tell you.

Taco: Cool, what is it?

Wifezilla: Shut up. And there's two of them.

Taco: Omg is it boobs? I hope it's boobs.

Wifezilla: No. But maybe I can put them on top of my boobs.

Taco: Best. Wife. Evar.


The Taco Prophet said...

So it turns out wifezilla gave me The Somnambulist and The Monsters of Templeton. Got me a keeper, I do.

suyapi said...

I was wondering if you'd spill as to what was gifted. Should have known you'd satisfy my...needs.

The Taco Prophet said...

She actually balanced the books on her boobs when she gave them to me, too. Such an awesome woman :)

suyapi said...

So you read the boobs and play with the books, right?

The Taco Prophet said...

The boobs are written in Braille. I'm not very good at reading Braille, but as far as I can tell, they say "Two."

Tim said...

Silly Taco, all boobs say "motorboat"

fett said...

I love you guys. Seriously. Almost as much as I love boobs.

E. S. Collins said...

Both of those books come with my stamp of approval. Boobs also come with my stamp of approval but it's a much different stamp.