Taco: Take my hand. We'll make it. I swear.
Wifezilla: You're weird.
Taco: Well, yeah.
Wifezilla: Got you a happy today present. And no, I can't tell you.
Taco: Cool, what is it?
Wifezilla: Shut up. And there's two of them.
Taco: Omg is it boobs? I hope it's boobs.
Wifezilla: No. But maybe I can put them on top of my boobs.
Taco: Best. Wife. Evar.
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So it turns out wifezilla gave me The Somnambulist and The Monsters of Templeton. Got me a keeper, I do.
I was wondering if you'd spill as to what was gifted. Should have known you'd satisfy my...needs.
She actually balanced the books on her boobs when she gave them to me, too. Such an awesome woman :)
So you read the boobs and play with the books, right?
The boobs are written in Braille. I'm not very good at reading Braille, but as far as I can tell, they say "Two."
Silly Taco, all boobs say "motorboat"
I love you guys. Seriously. Almost as much as I love boobs.
Both of those books come with my stamp of approval. Boobs also come with my stamp of approval but it's a much different stamp.
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