Thursday, April 2, 2009

Apparently I'm insensitive.

KIDZOOKIE: [comes in crying]

TACO: What's wrong?

KIDZOOKIE: The dog bit me!

TACO: What were you doing when the dog bit you?

KIDZOOKIE: I was playing Bite with the dog.

TACO: If the name of the game is "Bite," just what the hell did you expect to happen?

2 comments:

suyapi said...

Sometimes you just have to learn the hard way.

Unknown said...

I had a dog that tried to play that game with me once. He bit me, I grabbed him and bit him back. We got along famously after that.