KIDZOOKIE: Happy Earth Day!
TACO: I hate the earth.
KIDZOOKIE: Nuh uh.
TACO: Yuh huh. [shakes fist] DAMN YOU, EARTH!
KIDZOOKIE: [laughs] You're supposed to like turn the lights out and recycle.
TACO: I'm going to turn extra lights on, and then go outside and pee on the earth.
KIDZOOKIE: Awesome.
TACO: Want to help me destroy the earth?
KIDZOOKIE: Yeah!
GIRLZOOKIE: No! You can't destroy the earth! That's where I keep all of my My Little Ponies!
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Nooooooooooooooo! My stuff!
Omnipotus tried to eat all my stuff once. I showed him. Showed him good.
Taco = Best. Dad. Evar!
I do like to pee on the earth.
Your daughter channels the Tick. I am most impressed.
Sureas!
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