Thursday, August 6, 2009

Bitchy to the End

TACO: John Hughes died.

WIFEZILLA: What?

TACO: Yeah, at 59 apparently.

WIFEZILLA: People need to start living to 100.

TACO: Workin' on it. So far, so good.

WIFEZILLA: You better live to 100. Of course, you'll be all aches and pains.

TACO: Now there's a prediction. "You'll be all aches and pains at 100." I'm all aches and pains at 34.

WIFEZILLA: Look at it this way. You'll get to be bitchy at people for longer.

TACO: Sold.

2 comments:

E. S. Collins said...

My hate keeps me young. At this rate I'll never die.

The Taco Prophet said...

Yesssssss. Your hate makes you strong.