There needs to be a Weird Al style parody of Silent Lucidity that's about prostitution. It should be called High Rent Nakedity. So get right on that. Thanks.
The eye doctor determined that the problems I've been having with my eyes have nothing to do with scratches on my corneas, but rather, I've been continually reinfecting them with the bacterial frappe that's developed in my contact solution case. So he gave me a different kind of solution that fizzes. Everything is better when it fizzes. Contact solution, cold and flu medicine, beer... the list is endless. Which leads me to believe that they should make fizzing condoms. Wifezilla says no. She denies my genius.
I had another genitally charged thing that I wanted to say here but I can't remember it. Oh well. Alien wingwongs. Discuss.