I remembered the other genitally whatchahoozits I wanted to talk about the other night.
We have flushless urinals at work. This is generally a Bad Idea. Because by the end of the day, the bathroom stinks like a monkey. Who. Um. Pees. On flushless urinals.
Anyway, it reeks. But it's also given rise to a new game.
For the past few days, I've entertained myself by peeing into the urinal such that the pool cycles in opposition to the Coriolis Effect. When I finish, it's a race to see if the Coriolis Effect can undo my work before the urine has finished draining.
I read the wikipedia entry on the Coriolis Effect this week and they say that the effect is minimal on draining fluid in bathtubs, sinks, and the like compared to other forces acting upon the fluid.
Translation? My pee is mighty!
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All hail the mighty pee!
And I hate those flushless urinals. They really do make allow for quite a stench after awhile.
But I'm totally trying this. I'm not sure if my pee is mighty. It's never dotted an i. But still.
I hear flushless urinal and all I can think is how much asparagus can I down at lunch and FUCK UP the bathroom with asparagus piss stench.
Also the word verification for this comment is poomp. I don't know what it is but I'm horritrigued by it.
I worry about you some days. Just think, you are raising two kids. My God have mercy on us all.
My word is agsta.
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