WIFEZILLA: My boob itches.
TACO: Want me to bite it?
WIFEZILLA: It's kinda sweaty underneath.
TACO: Never mind. You're disgusting.
WIFEZILLA: Oh, like you don't get sweaty under your stuff.
TACO: That's different.
WIFEZILLA: How in the hell is that different?
TACO: I don't put my face in there.
WIFEZILLA: If you could put your face in there, we wouldn't have a house.
TACO: If I could put my face in there, there wouldn't be a we.
WIFEZILLA: Oh, come on!
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Only I could think this shit is funny.
2 comments:
If I could bend that way I'd only stop long enough to do this:
\o/
Gross like a fox!
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