PHONE: Ring. Ring. Ring.
TACO: Hello?
RECRUITER: Hello, may I speak to Taco?
TACO: You're talkin' to him.
RECRUITER: Yes hello I am calling about the job opportunity in Charlotte. Is this an area you are interested?
TACO: Charlotte? No.
RECRUITER: Yes where are you interested?
TACO: Raleigh.
RECRUITER: I will check if we have any opportunity there will you hold?
TACO: I...
HOLD SYSTEM: Muzak!
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
RECRUITER: Yes hello we have an office in Charlotte is this an area you are interested?
TACO: You just asked me that.
RECRUITER: Oh yes, hold please.
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
TACO: [Holds]
RECRUITER: Yes hello we have an office in Charlotte...
TACO: Hi, yeah, is this Leroy's Ba'b'cue Shack? I'ma need a bunch o' ba'b'cue. Gimme a mess o' ba'b'cued chicken, too, mama won't eat that pulled pork. You still got that tater salad? I need some o' that too. And how about
RECRUITER: Hello?
TACO: ...some hush puppies, the kids go nuts for them things. And some green beans and some corn and gimme some gizzards, about a pint, I love some gizzards, no livers though. I don't want no damn livers. I find any livers and you ain't gettin' no tip.
RECRUITER: Hello, is this Taco?
TACO: I'ma need a whole mess o' sweet tea, too. We gon' have about fitteen people out, how much you reckon?
RECRUITER: [click]
TACO: Maybe 5 jugs?
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Are you calling for the Leroy's BBQ Shack in Charlotte?
I read, I smiled, I snickered but when I got to *click* Maybe 5 jugs, I I laughed like a loon.
*wipes tear* That's good stuff.
I love you, man :)
I miss sweet tea :(
It's starting to creep north, but people around here just can't make it like they did in Georgia.
Also: ungsha!
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