WIFEZILLA: And then you do this when you finish.
TACO: ...
WIFEZILLA: Are you watching?
TACO: ...
WIFEZILLA: Watch.
TACO: ...
WIFEZILLA: [mimes]
TACO: We're never having sex again.
WIFEZILLA: Oh, come on. I bet I look funny, too.
TACO: I should've given being gay a chance.
WIFEZILLA: What the hell would that solve?
TACO: Better sexual mechanics. Gay guys wouldn't be able see what ridiculous faces I make when I cross the finish line.
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*giggle*
TMI Taco is TMI
Now hold still while I show you my O face
There's still time! Give it a chance!
Also, my word verification is "fisti". Love it.
I called gay dibs years ago. There is no expiration date on dibs. Respect dibs, bitches.
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