Thursday, April 12, 2007

I hate it when nobody takes the bait.

Wifezilla called me today and asked me to stop by the grocery store on my way home. Target's right on my way, so I popped in and bought a couple of sodas, a case of beer, and the makings for Wifezilla's Awesome Nachos (TM).

As I was checking out, the cashier asked me if I was throwing a party. I told her, "No, it's my wife's birthday. Can I get a gift receipt?"

She didn't say a word, just printed a gift receipt out for me.

I gave it to Wifezilla when I got home. She asked me what it was for. I told her that if the jalapenos didn't fit she could return them.


E. S. Collins said...


Give me your sex.


It's good to know that I'm not alone out here riding the seas of the absurd with a bunch of people that just don't get it.

Bobby D. said...

I'm just.. amazed.. I.. oh, nevermind..