KIDZOOKIE: Do you know about the Jersey Devil?
TACO: Oh, yeah, I know all about him.
KIDZOOKIE: I learned about it today. Know how he was created?
TACO: Yeah, he was created in a genetics lab, but there was an accident. The lab was destroyed and the Jersey Devil was presumed dead. He drifted from town to town for several years before being sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the Jersey Devil.
KIDZOOKIE: No, this lady had a baby with horns and wings and it flew out through the fireplace.
TACO: Oh.
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If your child didn't get the A-Team reference then I think that is a sign of poor parenting!
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