Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Push it real good.

NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Retrieving.]

WIFEZILLA:  Make it work!

TACO:  What do you want me to do?  Open up the wire and push the ones and zeroes myself?

WIFEZILLA:  Yes!

NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Plays for 5 minutes]
NETFLIX STREAMING:  [Retrieving.  AGAIN.]

WIFEZILLA:  Push the bits and bytes, Taco!

TACO:  I'll push the bits and bytes if you push my bits and bite.

WIFEZILLA:  Well aren't you funny.

1 comment:

fett said...

I dunno, I thought it was funny.

Also, my secure word is galating. That sounds vaguely dirty.