Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Donner, table for two?

TACO: Just so you know, if the power goes out, I'm resorting to cannibalism.

KIDZOOKIE: You're not supposed to resort to cannibalism until the food runs out.

TACO: If I resort to cannibalism first, the food will last longer.

KIDZOOKIE: But I don't have to be refrigerated.

TACO: It's the snowpocalypse. I can just put anything I need refrigerated outside until the power comes back on.

KIDZOOKIE: Crap.

2 comments:

fett said...

Check and mate.

Unknown said...

I like where your mind's at.

*cannibalizes you*