Excerpts from conversations between my son and daughter, overheard tonight:
Conversation the first:
SON: Don't marry me when you get older. The baby would be really sickly.
Conversation the second:
SON: If you are gay when you grow up, you can marry a woman.
DAUGHTER: I don't wanna be gay.
SON: But if you're gay, you can marry a woman.
DAUGHTER: I don't wanna be gay. I wanna be a princess.
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"I don't wanna be gay. I wanna be a princess."
The two are not mutually exclusive, you know....
*goes off to make porn*
Your kids are strange and wonderful. Have like a thousand more. Seriously.
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