I mean, uh, yeah. Manly shit. And stuff.
I bought the last Beth Hart album I was lacking tonight. Why the fuck aren't you listening to her?
- It's an awesome blend of blues & rock. Which is fucking awesome, since rock owes its life to blues and country already, even though nobody remembers that.
- She's Janis reincarnated, motherfucker. Yeah, she was born two years after Janis died. She deserved a vacation. Bitch.
- She covered Whole Lotta Love. I licked the screen but I'm pretty sure that isn't transmissible.
- She toured with Jeff Beck. Seriously. God damn.
- She's fucking hot. Srlsly.
Okay, I am. But only because the sex is great.
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P.S. I'm pretty fucking sure the Jeff Beck link is from the Myrtle Beach HoB show, and I was fucking there, motherfuckers.
I AM listening!
I'm listening too! For, like, a while now!
Though to be fair I'm listening because you told me to many months ago.
P.S. I will quicken this woman with my seed. Bank on it.
I approve of this PS plan. Furthermore, I may steal it.
Also what the hell was up with my gratuitous fuckslinging up there? Wow.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a gratuitous and/or vigorous fucksling. More people should fucking do it.
Fuck.
FUCKCAT WANTS MOAR FUCKSLING, FUCKNUT!
My fucksling. Let me show you it.
For some reason female singers just don't do a lot for me. I have absolutely no idea what.
But I will give her credit, she does a cover of Soul Shine, which is at least 4 types of awesome. And that cover is pretty good, which adds another awesome or two.
She does a cover of Whole Lotta Love that elicited a wtf from me when I first saw the title. She does a great job on the vocals though. The song's a lot different sung by a woman. I'm still not quite sure what to make of her promising to give me every inch of her love. I am certain that this requires investigation, however.
If you need some assisting with that investigation....I'm just saying, I don't have much else to do these days.
Oh yeah. And Fuck!
Didn't want to fucking be left the fuck out.
Fuck yeah. Fuck that shit. Fucking being left the fuck out fucking sucks.
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