Friday, February 13, 2009

Gentlemen, she's called you out.

TACO: Nobody should wear head to toe velour.

WIFEZILLA: Oh yeah, that woman? Yeah. Nobody that heavy should ever wear velour.

TACO: Nobody should. Nobody. Ever.

WIFEZILLA: I dunno, those Juicy Couture track suits are pretty cute if you're thin.

TACO: Are they velour?

WIFEZILLA: Yeah.

TACO: See the rule. Not nobody, not no how.

WIFEZILLA: You're crazy. They're really cute. Of course, you'd hate them because they have text written across the butt.

TACO: Why do people buy that shit? Words written across your ass are bad.

WIFEZILLA: Well, I have those sweat pants with the tiger paws on the butt.

TACO: Yes. They're horrible.

WIFEZILLA: They're not that bad.

TACO: I don't think I'm overstating things when I say that after civilization ends, and an alien species sends archaeologists here thousands of years later and they study the remnants of our once great civilization, they'll find that those pants played a role in the destruction of life as we know it.

WIFEZILLA: You're just bitchy. Everybody else likes them.

TACO: Everybody else is dumb.

WIFEZILLA: Go ahead, ask anyone. They'll say they look good.

TACO: ...

WIFEZILLA: Not Steve or Tim or whoever. They're as weird as you.

3 comments:

E. S. Collins said...

Hehehe, I'm still giggling about the conversation we had about this.

fett said...

I'm a whoever!

Also, Taco is right.

Hillery said...

I agree, pants with stuff on the but are EVIL! Words across the ass are the invention of the devil and make even the cutest ass look like a billboard.

But you're still wrong about leopard print, it can be done tastefully.