Wednesday, February 25, 2009

It's my aura of chaos & confusion.

We stopped to fill the car up on the way into the office this morning. It was my turn to do the honors, so I hopped out of the car as soon as we pulled up to the pump... to find that someone had prepaid $20 and left without pumping any gas.

It's like Robin Hood. Only, you know. Stupid.

Being the responsible (and highly paranoid) person I am, I checked around for hidden cameras and then went inside to let them know. The clerk couldn't figure out what in the hell to do with the situation. It was glorious.

Sometimes, the stuff on the Shit That Only Happens To Me list is awesome. I love being the center of other people's chaos and confusion.


E. S. Collins said...

So did you get the free gas or what?

The Taco Prophet said...

Dude, if I'd tried for the free gas, my dumb ass would have wound up in jail somehow. You know this.