KIDZOOKIE: I can't wait to go to school today.
TACO: How come?
KIDZOOKIE: Yesterday my teacher said we'd get a special reward today if we were good, and we were.
TACO: Cool. What kind of reward?
KIDZOOKIE: I don't know. I hope it's awesome.
TACO: Maybe she won't spank you. That would be a pretty great reward.
KIDZOOKIE: Teachers don't spank you.
KIDZOOKIE: They don't spank you.
TACO: Back when I was a kid, they spanked us all the time.
KIDZOOKIE: Nuh uh.
TACO: Oh yeah, big time. They'd beat us with this big old paddle if they just felt like it. God help you if you did something bad.
KIDZOOKIE: Like what?
TACO: Well, like this one time, my teacher asked a kid to spell "run." But he spelled it "R-O-N."
KIDZOOKIE: What happened?
TACO: I don't know. We never saw him again.
KIDZOOKIE: Please don't ever take me to that school.