WIFEZILLA: Why is the dog staring at me like that?
TACO: Because you have cheese.
WIFEZILLA: Why is the dog staring at me because I have cheese.
TACO: Because he's waiting for you to give him a slice.
WIFEZILLA: Why is the dog waiting for me to give him a slice of cheese?
TACO: Because he likes cheese.
WIFEZILLA: How does the dog know he likes cheese?
TACO: Because I give him a slice of cheese whenever I get one.
WIFEZILLA: Why do you give the dog cheese?
TACO: Because you told me to stop giving him dog treats.
WIFEZILLA: [sigh]
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Sounds like my dad. My dog (well now my parent's dog) was staying with them while I was trying to sell my place. I came home for Christmas or some such. We were eating some ice cream when I noticed my dog was sitting at my dad's feet. He looks at me, winks, and says want to see a new trick. He then shows me that my dog (who had never had people food before) now knows how to eat ice cream from a spoon. Thanks dad.
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