Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Wherein she sets my priorities in order

WIFEZILLA: [digs through Taco's change bowl] Can I borrow some change?

TACO: Sure.

WIFEZILLA: Another Canadian dime. Damn it, you're where I keep getting them!

TACO: Alackaday, my secret is out! I'm having an affair with my sexy Canadian man!

WIFEZILLA: Lovely.

TACO: He pays for blowjobs with Canadian dimes.

WIFEZILLA: You need to start charging more.

2 comments:

Larriken said...

At least she didn't make the remark about you charging a dime per inch...

The Taco Prophet said...

...which I'm sure would have been immediately followed by, "So, couldn't make change?"