WIFEZILLA: [digs through Taco's change bowl] Can I borrow some change?
TACO: Sure.
WIFEZILLA: Another Canadian dime. Damn it, you're where I keep getting them!
TACO: Alackaday, my secret is out! I'm having an affair with my sexy Canadian man!
WIFEZILLA: Lovely.
TACO: He pays for blowjobs with Canadian dimes.
WIFEZILLA: You need to start charging more.
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At least she didn't make the remark about you charging a dime per inch...
...which I'm sure would have been immediately followed by, "So, couldn't make change?"
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